Glossary for The Cundy…

The Cundy is based in the northeast of England and so to keep it as real as possible, I stayed true to local dialect and terminology. I think international readers will easily be able to pick up on and identify all of the meanings from the context alone, but for the sake of clarity, and because I thought it would be a fun thing to do, I decided to compile a list of some of the words and phrases that I used in The Cundy and explain them anyway…

Brolly – Shortened term for umbrella

Comprehensive School – Also called Secondary School in the UK. Year 7 (age 11/12) through to Year 11 (age 15/16)

Cundy – Water conduit/tunnel/passage

Curtains – Drapes

Dinner – Lunch (in certain areas of northern England, dinner is the midday meal)

Fanny – Slang word for female genitalia. Also a popular derogatory insult for someone who’s overly fussing about something: “Oh stop being such a fanny.” Or used as a verb in the same context: “He’s fannying about with his hood ‘cause he doesn’t want to get his hair wet.”

Football – Soccer

Gannin’ – Going (I only used this once in the entire book, so that it wasn’t too jarring, but in Horden if you’re going anywhere, you’re gannin’)

Jumper – Sweater

Junior School – Also called Primary School in the UK (age 6/7 to 10/11)

Mam – Mother/Mum/Mom/Ma

Me – Me and also used for My. Me is always used in the usual, correct manner: “Me and you.” But also used in place of my (in dialogue only, not the written word): “Have you seen me bag anywhere?” (Again, I only used this once in the whole book, to give a flavour of authenticity, when Kevin England says: “I’m gannin’ home now, I’m soaked to me nads.”)

Nads – Gonads (I’m sure it’s probably shortened to the same word everywhere else, but it’s a fairly common word in the northeast when referring to testicles)

Pet – Common term of endearment, usually used by the older generation, like ‘Would you like a cup of tea, pet?’ You could expect to be called a whole range of other things like flower, flowerpot, hinny, pet lamb, chicken, love, sweetheart too. This isn’t exclusively used by people you know either, it will most definitely be used by your gran, but also random strangers who, say, bump into you in the supermarket: “Sorry, flower, didn’t see you there.”

Swot – A derogatory term used to poke fun at a particularly studious person. Typically, kids call each other swots (or at least they did in my day)

Tea – Dinner (in England we love drinking tea – mine’s milk with one sugar, thanks – but in certain areas of northern England our evening meals are also called tea).

Torch – Flashlight

Trainers – Sneakers

Trousers – Pants

Wank – Masturbate (of the same ilk, it’s a popular derogatory insult to call annoying/obnoxious people wankers and tossers)

I use British English, so of course there are spelling differences between that and US English, for instance blonde, grey, pyjamas, maths and colour etc, but if there are any specific terminologies that I’ve missed, feel free to point them out and I’ll add them to the list. Again, I feel that staying true to the area adds flavour to the novel and keeps it real, and I hope that you (if you’re not from the area) enjoy the local lingo.

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OUT NOW! The Cundy…

The Cundy is a coming of age tale set in the mid-90s in my hometown, Horden, in the northeast of England.

I took inspiration from local history, specifically from the time when Scula the Danish Viking warlord ruled the area of East Durham in the 900s. It blends Norse mythology and the occult.

I also took inspiration from the schooldays and pop culture of my own teenage years.

My imagination has always erred on the dark side and as a kid I remember being fascinated by the actual cundy (a water conduit) in Horden dene, so it’s hardly surprising that The Cundy came to be.

If you dare step into the darkness, go and grab a copy on Amazon now – (Amazon UK & Amazon US ). Also available to read on Kindle Unlimited.

At present it’s only available on Amazon. I do hope to make my work available on other ereader platforms in the future, but until then you can always download the free Kindle app to your phone/tablet and read it that way.

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The Cundy: 12 Days to Go…

It’s March! Which means, it’s the month of The Cundy!

Yesterday I went on a field trip to where the book is based and took some photos.

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Buried deep within the dene, this water conduit (known locally as the cundy) always inspired great feelings of excitement and dread when I was a kid. Returning to it as an adult it still managed to inspire a certain unease.

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It’s like the Tardis of tunnels (way longer than you’d ever imagine it to be) and once you’re inside, the darkness completely consumes you. I was so disorientated halfway through, I had to use the torch on my phone to light the way – which, in turn, highlighted loads of spiders that looked like they’d been on steroids!

So if you’re at all arachnophobic then I’d suggest you don’t wander into the cundy.

And if you’re afraid of the dark, enter at your peril.

#TheresSomethingInTheDark

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Me with the beast of the cundy! (aka my folks’ Bedlington terrier, Molly) 😀

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#WIHMX Day 28 – R. H. Dixon

On the final day of Women in Horror Month I’m choosing myself because, hey, I need some love too! It’s a tough gig being an indie horror author.

One of my main strengths as a writer, so I’m told, is creating characters that resonate with my readers. I come from an ex-mining village in the northeast of England and I like to keep my characters as grounded and genuine as anyone you’d ever meet there. I like ordinary people in ordinary situations because, for me, that’s when the impact of any unfolding horror really strikes a chord.

My work is probably best described as psychological horror with underlying supernatural elements.

If you haven’t read any of my stuff already, please, go on, give me a whirl 🖤

And if you do enjoy my books, please share the love and tell all of your horror-loving friends and family. I don’t have the support of a big publishing house behind me for lavish marketing campaigns, so I really do rely on your word of mouth. Thank you!

My latest offering, The Cundy, will be launched in just two weeks (13th March) and my other three novels – Emergence, A Storytelling of Ravens & Cribbins – are all available on Amazon as ebooks (including Kindle Unlimited), paperbacks and hardbacks, and can be ordered into most bookstores as paperbacks and hardbacks.

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#WIHMX Day 27 – Richie Tankersley Cusick

Today I’m choosing author Richie Tankersley Cusick. She wrote quite a few of the Point Horror books, which I devoured as a teen, including the very first one that I ever picked up and read – Trick or Treat.

For that reason, she’ll always stick in my mind and have a special place in my heart.

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#WIHMX Day 26 – Charlotte Perkins Gilman

Today I’m choosing writer and humanist Charlotte Perkins Gilman. Her story The Yellow Wallpaper was a semi-biographical piece written when she was suffering from postnatal depression.

The Yellow Wallpaper is a harrowing tale in which Gilman highlights the issue of mental health in a time when women experiencing depression were seen as being hysterical and nervous.

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#WIHMX Day 25 – Sarah Pinborough

Today I’m choosing author Sarah Pinborough specifically for her novel Mayhem which is a supernatural thriller set in the time when Jack the Ripper was on the prowl.

As well as the fact that I do love a good Jack the Ripper mystery, Mayhem totally absorbed me into its setting of London’s gaslit streets and opium dens. I felt like I could well have been there. Loved it!

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#WIHMX Day 24 – Lois Van Baarle

Today I’m choosing Dutch artist Lois Van Baarle. Her work is very fantasy-like, but some of it has a definite dark streak.

Take a look at her stuff HERE…her portfolio is fun, vibrant, gorgeous and pretty addictive.

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#WIHMX Day 23 – Akasha, Queen of the Damned

Today I’m choosing Anne Rice’s character Akasha who was the very first vampire in existence and the mother of them all.

As well as the fact that all of Rice’s vampires originated from this one woman, I love that she’s a total narcissistic monster.

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#WIHMX Day 22 – Mary Harron

Today I’m choosing Canadian film director Mary Harron who gave us the screen version of American Psycho.

Bret Easton Ellis, the author of American Psycho, was never a huge fan of the film. He didn’t believe that it needed to be translated from page to screen. But I think Harron did a great job, as director and script co-writer, in delivering a very memorable movie that’s laced with black humour and fits nicely into the classic horror category.

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